good evening all lamers, non-lamers, animals and every other living or non-living thing on this world.

Best LAME Pets Competition 2004

as the minister of animal welfare, i have discussed with the president of Lame Isles to organise a competition reaching out to all LAME [no pun intended] animals (as in literally with difficulty "functioning"). This competition serves to recognize the last, the lost and the least of the animal kingdom.

This competition will be aimed to aid the "Missionaries of the Lamed Animals Charities". Kindly sponsored by the Lame Isles Animal Welfare organization, all Pets with difficulty are strongly encouraged to participate and help prove to the world that animals like you guys are not to despised. I kindly urge all pet owners to give the fullest support to those in need.

However, being Lame Isles citizens, we should not neglect need to develop ourselves, and animals to be real Lamers. Therefore, the competition will also revolve on the the ability of the animal, as well as owner, to strive as true devoted Lamers.

Pets [and owners*] will be judged on the various key pointers.

• the ability to live an UNLAMERISED life. (20m)
• the ability to act like an UNLAMERISED animal. (20m)
• the ability to be as LAMERISED as one's owner. (20m)
• the X-factor of being LAME. (20M)
• the looks of a LAMERISED. (20M)

total scores would be calculated as such. judges decision will be final.

?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m = ?/100m X 100%

closing date : 20th of the next Lame month.

forms available to all citizens of Lame Isles. Plese post you application in a new entry with an attached picture of you pet. the judging will take place from the pictures submitted.

there will be prizes to be won! so what are you waiting for? blog now.

Yours Truly,

DaRziE [MoAW]