Here is a summary of the Parliment Session held on 2/12/2004 (Supporter by MSN Messenger)

Attendance:
President Eugene Ang
Vice President Menthos Gan Wei Yi
Ministress for Education Nicole Dorville
Junior Minister for Rust Yong Jian Long
Professor Yee Jia Hao (Head of Mathematicalism Dept, University of Lame Arts)
Newly Appointed Chief Architect, Junior Ministress for Cleanliness (aka. Road Sweeper) Charissa Chen

Parliment commenced at 17:14:56 (Lame Isles Standard Time) with the arrival of the President.

Agenda
1. Nonsense
2. Penang
3. Saint Tosa
4. New Lamer
5. Any Other Lame Business

1. Nonsense
1.1 Vice President Menthos Gan Wei Yi has been warned AGAIN not to talk nonsense about the Ministress of Education Nicole Dorville and the President Eugene Ang as his nonsense may be interpreted wrongly by the Ministress' boyfriend, and this could result in serious jeopardy of the President's safety.
1.2 It has been agreed that the best thing for Wei Yi to do is to 'just shut up'.

2. Penang
2.1 Nicole is joining us live from a Penang cybercafe because her 'dad has allowed her to use the computer'.
2.2 Eugene commented that this is lame, but indeed, Nicole is a lamer.
2.3 Wei Yi is so intelligent that he knows that Nicole is coming back to Singapore on 4 December.
2.4 Wei Yi is praised for his intelligence.
2.5 Nicole is being stalked by Jian Long but she does not want to hug him.
2.6 Souvenirs such as rice writing are popular in Penang.
2.7 We should take this opportunity to spread Lamerism in Penang and even to Thailand.

3. Spreading Lamerism to Saint Tosa
3.1 Eugene has spread lamerism to the island of Saint Tosa.
3.2 Wei Yi calculated that the amount of energy used is about 500J.

4. New Lamer
4.1 Charissa Chen was tested for Lamerism during the Parliment Session.
4.2 The President testified that Charissa is lame as she participated in the Mega-project on Saint Tosa - the building of the sandpalace of Saint Tosa.
4.2.1 The sandpalace was indeed a real team effort which everyone participated in, so as to create a lame palace.
4.3 In light of her abilities (designing and building) and her wishes (to be a road sweeper), the President declares that she will be both Chief Architect and Junior Ministress for Cleanliness.

5. Any Other Lame Business
5.1 Turn Left or Turn Right.
5.1.1 Wei Yi claimed that everyone turns right when leaving their computer desk.
5.1.2 This has been proven incorrect because Jia Hao turns left, Eugene turns left turns right, and Nicole turns left turns right.
5.2 Spongebob Squarepants
5.2.1 The trailer for the Spongebob Movie is out. It can be found on http://www.nick.com/all_nick/movies/spongebob/trailers.jhtml
5.2.3 Spongebob Squarepants has been declared as the Official Cartoon of Lame Isles.
5.3 Is the President Slack?
5.3.1 Wei Yi commented that the President is very slack, and always leaves early but arrives late.
5.3.2 Eugene defended himself by saying that it is only right since he is so busy (e.g. typing minutes)

Parliment ended at 17:48:24 with the departure of the President.

Minutes recorded by MSN Plus, edited and typed by President Eugene Ang.