The First State of the Federation Address, Direct from Exec. Island, Lame Isles

Good evening my fellow lamers and friends. I would like to start the Address first by wishing one and all a happy lunar new year (Cue: Pull your ear).

I would like to touch on the issues brought forward by the Vice President Mentos, Gan Wei Yi.

1. I agree with his idea of having a democratic vote for the Government, but am apprehensive as to whether the vote will be succesful, since the percentage of our active population is very small.
Therefore, I urge all of you to 'Get out and Vote!' once we have drawn out a democratic way to elect our Goverment. After a half-day discussion with myself, I have decided that Wei Yi will draft the Government structure which will be finalised after I have viewed it. And when Lame Isles has grown

2. I am sorry if any of my actions have been seen as an abuse of power, but I tell you honestly, It's all for your own good! Anyway, I shall try not to spoil the reputation of Lame Isles in future. Speaking of which, I will cover at a later part of my Address the issue of the first ever terrorist group in Lame Isles, the Gay Fund Rebels (GFR).

3. The Lame Isles Parliment should be started by any Lamers at about 9:30pm on Saturdays, even if I am not online yet. Pro-active, I say. For youth who ask 'What can we do? I tell you, speak out and the Government will listen.' (Hey...This sounds familiar...)

4. The idea of a Lame Isles cheer is indeed a a good one. Considering that most of us are not good singers, it would be a good alternative to a National Anthem (Who on earth actually had the weird idea to have national anthems...) I invite all lamers to throw up (not literally) ideas for our National Cheer.

5. I have decided, after serious thought, that the following will be the policy for the Great Project - Removing Slackers.
A Lamer who does not blog after one month, unless under special circumstances, will be removed to a list of 'To be terminated soon Citizens'.
Lamers should at least tag, if not possible to blog, or else totally inactive Lamers will be fully terminated as of two months from this day, and there citizenship will be revoked.

6. The last issue is to highlight the recent threat of the onslaught of terrorism on our tagboards by a Terrorist Group that goes by the name of the 'Gay Fund Rebels'. After a series of pay cuts imposed on the Rebels, namely Junior Ministress of Cleanliness and Chief Architect, Charissa Chen and Junior Minister of Lame Power, Edwin Low, we have managed to successfully curtail the influence of the GRP on our Federation.

Finally, I would like to thank you for listen to my Address, and look forward to see you in Parliment tomorrow.

Good night.