Greetings.

I should think that quite a few of you have heard about Edwin's upcoming marriage with his classmate (I'm the wedding planner!).

Well, I think there is a minor problem. 2 actually.

First, gay marraiges are not allowed in Singapore (like you didn't know that), so what better place to hold the wedding than Lame Isles!

So I planned for a Lame Isles wedding. But I realised that our Constitution (non-existent, so we follow the Constitution of Singapore) also doesn't allow same-sex unions.

Hence, I propose that Parliament pass a legislation to allow for such 'unholy unions'.

Edwin's future depends on you!

Secondly, we also have no place to hold the wedding.

I was thinking of the SandChurch on the island of St. Tosa, but I realised that it has been washed away. We will now have to hope that the Chief Architect can find the plan for the new church soon...

Best wishes to Edwin and his 'classmate'!

[I hope the conservatives are not offended by this. :)]