Note to Mr Gan:

Do note that though Lame Isles is a federation (i.e. made up of states. Such as USA and Malaysia), and that you have a relatively large amount of power within your West Lame Isles, I must warn you that even rallying both East and West Lame Isles against the Central Government here in Central Lame Isles will not be successful. Do not forget that I have emergency powers and will be able to call for military action to put down your rebellion. And do not forget that with a click on my Presidential PDA, all military bases in any part of the entire island will be shut down. And all transport links into Central Lame Isles can be cut off within minutes. And your Black House can be blown into bits with the activation of a secret code. So. Just to summarise all that I have said: Be warned.

Note to Justin:
Nice juicy gossip you have. Laughs. I think the two geniuses were coming online to discuss the binomial theorem. You know, like the ASEAN Mathematician Online Convention.