Personal response: OMG, apologies to lamers out there. There was much turbulence faced when i was landing on my personal airplane from school. Sometimes, weather conditions are rather unpredictable. I think i need a weather girl(No hints). Sighz. War periods can be stressful. You know, i second the idea of having a Lame Isles Court of Justice. Or maybe have a Lamers Nation, where civil wars, international conflicts can be resolved.Hmm. 1 more thing. I second Weiyi opinion in killing the Czechs to make way for the Greeks. 3 cheers for the greeks! And if the Czechs ever want to go against the Greeks, i'm sure Zeus has a bolt ready to strike them. And Athena can maybe charm them to their deaths. Then poiseidon could send waves of destruction and prometheus can regret and take away fire from the Czechs, making them freeze to death.

"Cough Cough" by unknown voice.

O, my news, i nearly forgot.

Hello once again lamers. This is your gossiper, Justin Wong with the latest reports on news around the globe. Old news first. On the 28th of June, a strange phenomena happened. 2 geniuses were reported to have come online. It was unknown as to their sudden appearance. Rumours had it that they were discussing evil plans to take over lame isles with their mathematical weapons of mass destruction. However, it was confirmed later that the two were just discussing about their maths olympiad. Yet, we cannot really confirm what their main motive really is. Albert Einstein might be a renown scientist, however, he's creation of the atomic bomb has easily wiped out the lives of many. What makes you so sure that history will not repeat itself? What you see is not always what it is. See the truth for yourself, by taking the blue pill. Run away and pretend nothing has happened by taking the red pill...

"COUGH COUGH"

O, sorry, bit lost sometimes when talking about the matrix.

Back to serious stuff. Rumours have been spread that Nicole Dorville will be becoming our first lady. She was said to have been giving winks at the president. Rumour-spreader, Gan Weiyi, said that since she was "the only girl", it might seem appropriate that she be married to our president. But hey, who knows, she might just go for the mint guy down the street. Life is unpredictable, from what i learnt from my frequent turbulence. O, and nicole, ain't a scholar boring life. If you are still looking for a career, i'm offering a job to be weather girl. Just post the weather everyday and you will be rewarded well. I'm just suggesting. Or maybe we could ask whoever is managing the blog to add in a daily weather report. I'm pissed with the bad weather.

OOooo. Receive a emergency news that needs to be reported. East Lame Isles is making a Lame Isles Mint(LIM). There have been questions on whether this would succeed given the bad timing it has chosen to be build. Since a war is starting soon, OR rather has started, the person behind it is clearly blinded in his greed for money. (No offense on whoever it is)Furthermore, whispers from the fairies above tell me that it is much safer if the mint were to be build up in the sky only with the condition of an additional building. They wish that there would be a Lame Isles Bank(LIB) and that they would control the money matters such as deposits and loans. They have given me their promise that they would protect the gold at all times, even at the expense of themselves. The Gringotts goblins too have decided to come over and suggested that the bank be put in the large underground we have under lame isles. More suprising, Arwen, Legolas and the 4 hobbits have suggested it be put in the shire where they would protect it from the goodness of their heart. However, only 1 group of the 3 would be granted the permission of creating the mint and managing the bank. For this situation, we (i) will be holding a poll to all lamers out there to decide on your choice.

Again. These are the three.

Fairies proposing a sky building

Gringotts goblins proposing an underground bank and mint.

The LOTR crew suggesting the shire.

Make your votes. I'll announce the results in the next news.

Here's Justin, signing oFF!