Lame Isles National Day 2004
Presidential Address

Good day to you, fellow Lamers, friends and supporters. I composed this speech in my head, but wrote it down lest I forgot this during my address. Firstly, I would like to welcome you to our first every Lame Isles National Day Celebration. Now, our National Day is different from the National Days and Independence Days for other countries. In our great Nation, we have both a National Day and a Founding Day, which we have yet to find the date. On our Founding Day, we remember our history and the birth of our nation. On National Day however, we thank God for out present, and hope for a good future. For those do not already know this, our National Day is the average of all our birthdays. Therefore, we celebrate the citizens of Lame Isles, and the contributions of both Lamers and supporters. I would also like to thank Blogger, MSN Messenger, Hotmail.com, Singtel, Starhub, M1, and other relavant service providers, for their continuing help to the hosting of our Official Chronicles, and the spreading of Lamerism. I also wish to urge one and all of our supporters to pledge their genuine love for our unique Federated islands, by investing their money in our Lame Isles Bank, Lame Isles Corp. and the other companies listed on our new stock exchange, the Lame Isles Stock Exchange (LISE). All who wish to join, or do business with Lame Isles can also contact anyone of us Lamers. Lame Isles is proud to boast of a great environment to Live, Work and Play! With this, I thank you all for joining in our celebrations, and urge you to continue your support for Lamerism. Hail Lamerism and Happy National Day!