From the Lam(e)inistry of Magic...
i received a premonition...
a premonition of the future of Lame Isles...
it is bad because...
because it's too good...
i saw that i will be the most popular television icon in Lame Isles...
in order to make this good premonition come true...
i need to recruit an apprentice...
the apprentice...
16 lame contestants will take part in the selection...
but there will only be one...
THE APPRENTICE...
the apprentice will walk away with an execut...
ive job?...
no...
the apprentice will walk away with an execution spell...
to vanquish evil...
and 25 000 dollars...
worth of charms and spells...
so tell me who want to take part...