It's congratulations to President Bush, and good luck for the rest of us.

George W. Bush
President of the United States of America

Dear Mr Bush,

On behalf of the humble people of Lame Isles, I would like to congratulate you for being re-elected as President of the United States of America, and look forward to working with you and your country in the next four years.

For Lame Isles, a country with just 27 people, it is inevitable that we work with USA. Greater cooperation can only bring peace and stability to the world, and allow countries to succeed in the war against terrorism.

I hope that in your new term as President, you will revitalise the Middle East peace process, as this is very crucial in achieving global peace and political stability.

I also hope that you will consider sending an envoy to our country, so that we could work out a Lame Isles-USA Free Trade Agreement. In addition to that, it would be very much appreciated if we could trade our military weapons for the greater security of our two nations.

Once again, I congratulate you for your re-election, and firmly acknowledge USA as a friend and ally of Lame Isles.

Yours Sincerely,
Eugene Ang
President of the Federated Republic of Lame Isles


Bloody hell. Which other leader on this planet has to compose his own congratulatory messages? If it was Kerry I wouldn't mind, but Bush...Hope the terrorists don't come create trouble in Lame Isles because of our alliance with USA. But then again, our 'security bubble' is so effective, it is virtually impossible for Un-lame terrorists to enter.

Right?