Greetings all lame citizens. It would be a rare event that the defence Minster of LI (yours truly) is giving his speech (entry) so please pay a lot of attention.

Due to the lack of paper to make paper planes, which makes up the LIAO, i have decided that all herbivores and whatever paper-eating creatures are not allowed to come near my air base. I repeat, all herbivores and whatever paper-eating creatures (including all vegetarians) are not allowed to enter or come near the LIAO's air base. So that to prevent any loss of the LIAO's paper plane force.

I also would like to propose to his lame excellency the president to find a tree planter or national gardener so that he or she can plant more trees so as to boost the production of more papers, which will directly increase the growth of production of paper planes so as to bring our defence level higher to code: 'i dno'. Yes. To code 'i dno'. Ahh yes, this reminds me to introduce the new codes that the defence ministry has thought of to represent our nation's safety level:

‘haha’ : ‘haha-I-can-destroy-LI’

‘okae’ : ‘okae-maybe-can-bomb’

‘I dno’ : ‘I-dno-how-dangerous-it-is-to-bomb’

‘no.’ : ‘no.-waste-bomb’

Our present state, as u can see from the chart is code ‘okae’, which is quite a dangerous level to be in as it could jeopardize the safety n survival of LI.

That’s all for the day. N thank you who ever it is for answering my inquiry of what LI in chinese is. Yes, leng daos forever. -salutes-