Thursday, September 08, 2005

I have a few suggestions to reform Lame Isles.

1. Royalty. I was thinking about this for quite a while. Why not make Lame Isles a Constitutional Monarchy, like the United Kingdom. In effect, they King/ Queen have not much power but it's just cool to have a Royal Family. Yes Edwin (or potentially King Edwin), you will not have much power in reality. But maybe we'll allow the Royal Family to decide stuff like the number of trees to plant in Lame Isles or something.

2. Elections. We need a new government. Fast. We can't run a country with just two people in the government.

3. Fans. We need to reach out to people (everyone) and spread Lamerism! Lame Isles cannot survive without the support of its supporters (duh).

4. Objectives. We must have some clear objectives in creating our Lame Society, so that we have a sense of direction. Such as what we want to achieve within the next year.

5. Responsibility. Lame Isles requires responsible Lamers, who will do their utmost to spread the word of Lamerism! Passion is what we need in Lamers. A passion to make the world a lamer place.

6. Membership. We need to rethink our policy on membership. I admit, I have, in the past, been too lax in admitting new citizens. Lax to the extent that some citizens (now illegal immigrants) have not even been seen, heard or smelt in Lame Isles.

There you have it, REFORM!

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