This is an Official Statement from the Black House in West Lame Isles:
A BLACKout occured at 1754 hrs on 21 July 2004 in the Afghan District of West Lame Isles. This caused a total darkness of 3 seconds. The emergency backup power supply came on. However, it is not enough to supply out Internet users. Therefore, Mayor Gan Wei Yi will be unavailable and will not be present for the next few days.
Justin, the gossiper, is currently on a foreign mission to Hawaii. He will be communicating via his wireless laptop. He is currently investigating the cause of the Blackout, which preliminary reports show is due to the erruption of a Hawaiian volcano which spilt out ham and pineapples.
We also would like to announce a new recruitment to the Black House, which is called, Andrew Tanoto. He is a foreign scientist who has been sent by the Indonesian Government to help Lame Isles develop our Research and Development in Classified Technology.
This is an Official Statement from the Clear House on Executive Island, Central Lame Isles:
I am very proud announce that Lame Isles has finished the construction of the LIN (Lame Isles Navy) Trustworthy, a 100 m by 20m Aircraft Carrier. It will be docked in out President's Harbour in South Central Lame Isles until the need for it to go to battle arises. Patrolling our seas in Lame Isles is the Torpedo Boat LIN Loyalty, that was given to use by out Supporters.
We are also happy to announce that we now have two planes, one, the C-123 that is capable of precision bombing of 1mm accuracy. The other plane the LI-01, or the Religious Harmony Plane. The reason behind the name is simple: It is entirely of materials from the Card that was given out today. Once again, these are gifts from our Supporters.
Yet another annoucement. The MOLA (Ministry of Lame Affairs) and Defence Ministry, headed by Justin and Binni respectively, will now be situated on neighbouring islands in Central Lame Isles. This because I have learnt from this great Country, Singapore, where Mindef and Home Affairs is coming together to fight terrorism. I mean, terrorists work from both in and outside of your country, so it's quite hard to say who's in charge. So in this way, MOLA and DefMin will be able to communicate easily and work together efficiently to protect our Home.
Lastly, Lame Isles is currently opening up two more places in our Government. We need an Economic Advisor and a Chief of Armed Forces. So far, potential candidates include Joseph and Shaun. They will be watched 24 hours a day by Secret Service Goblins which will report to the President, who will then discuss with Parliment on whether or not to accept them.
A BLACKout occured at 1754 hrs on 21 July 2004 in the Afghan District of West Lame Isles. This caused a total darkness of 3 seconds. The emergency backup power supply came on. However, it is not enough to supply out Internet users. Therefore, Mayor Gan Wei Yi will be unavailable and will not be present for the next few days.
Justin, the gossiper, is currently on a foreign mission to Hawaii. He will be communicating via his wireless laptop. He is currently investigating the cause of the Blackout, which preliminary reports show is due to the erruption of a Hawaiian volcano which spilt out ham and pineapples.
We also would like to announce a new recruitment to the Black House, which is called, Andrew Tanoto. He is a foreign scientist who has been sent by the Indonesian Government to help Lame Isles develop our Research and Development in Classified Technology.
This is an Official Statement from the Clear House on Executive Island, Central Lame Isles:
I am very proud announce that Lame Isles has finished the construction of the LIN (Lame Isles Navy) Trustworthy, a 100 m by 20m Aircraft Carrier. It will be docked in out President's Harbour in South Central Lame Isles until the need for it to go to battle arises. Patrolling our seas in Lame Isles is the Torpedo Boat LIN Loyalty, that was given to use by out Supporters.
We are also happy to announce that we now have two planes, one, the C-123 that is capable of precision bombing of 1mm accuracy. The other plane the LI-01, or the Religious Harmony Plane. The reason behind the name is simple: It is entirely of materials from the Card that was given out today. Once again, these are gifts from our Supporters.
Yet another annoucement. The MOLA (Ministry of Lame Affairs) and Defence Ministry, headed by Justin and Binni respectively, will now be situated on neighbouring islands in Central Lame Isles. This because I have learnt from this great Country, Singapore, where Mindef and Home Affairs is coming together to fight terrorism. I mean, terrorists work from both in and outside of your country, so it's quite hard to say who's in charge. So in this way, MOLA and DefMin will be able to communicate easily and work together efficiently to protect our Home.
Lastly, Lame Isles is currently opening up two more places in our Government. We need an Economic Advisor and a Chief of Armed Forces. So far, potential candidates include Joseph and Shaun. They will be watched 24 hours a day by Secret Service Goblins which will report to the President, who will then discuss with Parliment on whether or not to accept them.
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