A very very very good evening to Lamers and all. Tonight will be a very significant night. Not the Night of Long Knives though. Before I make my grand announcement, I shall now some new written rules to make our country's government a more efficient one.
Firstly, our country's official name is the 'Federation of Lame Isles'. Secondly, as President, I am also the commander-in-chief of the Lame Isles army. This army (currently non-existent) will be set up as soon as possible for the safety of our nation.
I have decided that Justin will be in charge of our Homeland Security. Therefore, Justin will have to set up a police force (made up of goblins, elves, hobbits, wateva). This police force will be part of the MOLA, or the Ministry of Lame Affairs, which Justin will head. This Ministry will oversee the rights, security etc. of the Lame Isles citizens. I have also come up with a new rule that the giving of posts, jobs and marital status can only be done with the approval of the MOLA and the EXCO aka. Executive Committee aka. the President. These moves have been made due to the recent events in which some people (cough, cough) have taken too much power into their own hands, and declared more than they should. Very often, when one declares more than he shoulds, he talks nonsense. Unfortunately, this was the case then.
Next, I would like to address Mr Evan Yeo. Evan has finally joined our Blogging Team, and thus will be given the Post of Mayor of Central Lame Isles, and the Foreign Affairs Minister. His home, for those who don't know, is on one of the Central Lame Isles River's (which splits East and West Lame Isles) volcanic islands. As you know, the River between the east and the west has been 'growing'. From just 0.5 m when Lame Isles was founded, to close to 150 m today. In addition, islands have sprung up. The biggest one of them in the center of the River, Presidential Island, is the island on which my Clear House is built. Therefore, Evan will be the mayor of the many such little islands, linked together by Submarine MRT Lines, bridges, and sky bridges.
In conclusion, if Lame Isles were to survive thousands of years, the generations to come would then say 'This was their finest moment.' With this, I shall declare LAME ISLES PEACE!
Firstly, our country's official name is the 'Federation of Lame Isles'. Secondly, as President, I am also the commander-in-chief of the Lame Isles army. This army (currently non-existent) will be set up as soon as possible for the safety of our nation.
I have decided that Justin will be in charge of our Homeland Security. Therefore, Justin will have to set up a police force (made up of goblins, elves, hobbits, wateva). This police force will be part of the MOLA, or the Ministry of Lame Affairs, which Justin will head. This Ministry will oversee the rights, security etc. of the Lame Isles citizens. I have also come up with a new rule that the giving of posts, jobs and marital status can only be done with the approval of the MOLA and the EXCO aka. Executive Committee aka. the President. These moves have been made due to the recent events in which some people (cough, cough) have taken too much power into their own hands, and declared more than they should. Very often, when one declares more than he shoulds, he talks nonsense. Unfortunately, this was the case then.
Next, I would like to address Mr Evan Yeo. Evan has finally joined our Blogging Team, and thus will be given the Post of Mayor of Central Lame Isles, and the Foreign Affairs Minister. His home, for those who don't know, is on one of the Central Lame Isles River's (which splits East and West Lame Isles) volcanic islands. As you know, the River between the east and the west has been 'growing'. From just 0.5 m when Lame Isles was founded, to close to 150 m today. In addition, islands have sprung up. The biggest one of them in the center of the River, Presidential Island, is the island on which my Clear House is built. Therefore, Evan will be the mayor of the many such little islands, linked together by Submarine MRT Lines, bridges, and sky bridges.
In conclusion, if Lame Isles were to survive thousands of years, the generations to come would then say 'This was their finest moment.' With this, I shall declare LAME ISLES PEACE!
posted by eahy at 11:05 PM
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