An official declaration:

The President has discussed the 'Gay Fund' issue with Ms Charissa Chen, and has gained an in-depth knowledge into the 'Gay Fund'. It is to my understanding that the Fund aims to ungay people, and is sort of a 'medical fund', as described by Ms Chen. Thus, I have come to a conclusion that the 'Gay Fund' is not a threat to National Security, but rather, is a pillar of strength in our society.

I hereby declare that the 'Gay Fund' is no longer designated as a terrorist group, but is an official and legal organisation that is sanctioned by the Executive Government to raise funds and give aid to gays.

The declaration ends here.