The Official Press Statement from the Clear House (regarding the Qualifying Papers):

The President acknowledges that the Ministress of Education has put in a lot of effort into setting the paper and is not intent on finding faults with it. However, it is my humble opinion that the test is not adequate in finding true Lamers as the answers are very often specific and allows little expression of Lame Creativity. Of course this is just an opinion (I could be unhappy that I did not do well), and it should not be taken too seriously. However, I sincerely hope that we will be able to admit new Lamers into the country through the University, and hope that this can be done through interviews and examinations on multiple levels of the Lame Society.