What type of cheepo will be conned into buying chocolate vouchers. It doesn't take a choc expert to tell that the IJ people are conning us. The vouchers are made of PAPER not CHOCOLATE, as they claim it is. And that day I scared of an IJ con-woman.
Con-woman (to me and 2 other classmates): Would you all like to buy some choclate vouchers? It's for IJ (blah blah blah)
Me: How much is it?
Con-woman: Oh..It's just $10 each.
Me: Wow...so much arh...
Con-woman: You all can share what...3 of you share one ticket...
Me: Yeah...And each of us will pay $3.33 and one-third cent.
Con-woman: Yah..$3 and dadadadada (That's what she said, truly)
Me: Hey Glenn, you got one-third cent?
Glenn: No...
Me: Oh sorry then...
And the con-woman is forced away.
I feel evil.
But IJ should really brush up on their math. You can't go to the exam and say 10 divided by three is 3 and dadadadada.
And anyway the vouchers were fake.
What chocolate.
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