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Dearest lame lame officials of lame isle and dearest lame president of lame isle n not to forget the dearest lame supporters of lame isle, haelo...Im the new lame minister for lame defense. Yes yes.

Well not really sure wad my job is but im sure it has smth to do with defense...yea...shld b. But with no cars with long noses or ani thing offensive other than our wonderful paper plane force (PPF), wad can we do? Our lamerism is the thing. Lor. With the recent peace path we've made wif the new nation, legion of lameness aka LOL, im confident to sae tt lame isle will still b safe for residential purposes as well as open for tourism and as well as others others more. But still, tts no reason we can slacken on our nation's defense. No plans have been formulated yet to be made as a permanent layer of defense but still, our temporary layer is us, and of course, with our lamerism as weapons. We shall lame those who attacks us to death.

Also, the post 'chief of armed forces' is still vacant at this present moment. Those who want this post, please write an essay on 'wad can u do to protect lame isle?' and hand it up to our lame president ASAP becuase i really need someone to help walk the tanks and feed the planes. Not more than a page long please.

Thats all. Hail lame isle.
*note If u dun understd what the heavens am i trying to sae, its alrite cause cows will b flying now if u do.