LIEXGOV MSG CTE (Lame Isles Executive Government Message Centre)
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Reply: BZ
Subject: Welcome
Message: Dear Sir, the LIEXGOV welcomes you to Lame Isles. We are glad that you have had a great time visiting our humble Republic. We hope that you will visit us more often, and also spread the word of Lamerism to the entire world. Thank you and may God Bless you.
Reply: Mr Heng
Subject: Ma Error
Message: Dear Sir, Thank you for you continuous support for Lame Isles. I wish to inform you though, that the LIMO (Lame Isles Mathematical Organisation) has noticed an error in your previous message. 3 X 8 is not equal to 27, but 24. Once again, thank you and Hail Lamerism!
Reply: Dominic
Subject: Darkangel
Message: Dear angel, thank you for your praise. You are indeed a real dark angel, and Lame Isles is happy to have you around. Thank you and may God Bless me.
Reply: Eugene
Subject: ULO
Message: Dear Sir, how do you think we should proceed with the development of ULO? I propose that we hold a Lamers Conference as soon as possible to discuss how we can unite Lamers from all over the world. Thank you for your kind attention, and Long Live all Lamers!
Reply: Sean
Subject: Secretarial/ Treasurer
Message: Dear Sir, I must say that you are the best Treasurer in the entire world. However, I am not in a good position to proclaim you as the best Secretary in the entire world as I fear that in doing so, I would be insulting my boss in Pelandok. In addition to this, I would like to alert you that I have realised that we can make Clear Notes using plastic bags, and have started printing Clear Notes in the LIM. My next task for you is to start new businesses in Lame Isles, and to pursuade Multi-National Companies (MNCs)to set up branches in Lame Isles. Currently, we only have two companies listed on the Lame Isles Stock Exchange (LISE). They are the MacEahy's Fastfood Chain, and the Lame Isles Corp, both of which the Lame Isles Government has a 51% stake in. Therefore, I will give you some time to work on this task, and you will be excused for not posting so much on LIOC. Thank you for you attention, and Power to Lame Isles!
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New Message: All Lamers, and Lame Isles Supporters
Subject: Recruitment Drive
Message: We will be holding our recruitment drive in the course of the next 3 weeks. Therefore, all Lamers should inform me of who they think should join Lame Isles. Supporters who wish to join are kindly requested to express their great desire to be a true Lamer at the Speaker's Corner. Thank you, Ora et Lameria.
Alert: You have 5 new messages in your Inbox.
Reply: BZ
Subject: Welcome
Message: Dear Sir, the LIEXGOV welcomes you to Lame Isles. We are glad that you have had a great time visiting our humble Republic. We hope that you will visit us more often, and also spread the word of Lamerism to the entire world. Thank you and may God Bless you.
Reply: Mr Heng
Subject: Ma Error
Message: Dear Sir, Thank you for you continuous support for Lame Isles. I wish to inform you though, that the LIMO (Lame Isles Mathematical Organisation) has noticed an error in your previous message. 3 X 8 is not equal to 27, but 24. Once again, thank you and Hail Lamerism!
Reply: Dominic
Subject: Darkangel
Message: Dear angel, thank you for your praise. You are indeed a real dark angel, and Lame Isles is happy to have you around. Thank you and may God Bless me.
Reply: Eugene
Subject: ULO
Message: Dear Sir, how do you think we should proceed with the development of ULO? I propose that we hold a Lamers Conference as soon as possible to discuss how we can unite Lamers from all over the world. Thank you for your kind attention, and Long Live all Lamers!
Reply: Sean
Subject: Secretarial/ Treasurer
Message: Dear Sir, I must say that you are the best Treasurer in the entire world. However, I am not in a good position to proclaim you as the best Secretary in the entire world as I fear that in doing so, I would be insulting my boss in Pelandok. In addition to this, I would like to alert you that I have realised that we can make Clear Notes using plastic bags, and have started printing Clear Notes in the LIM. My next task for you is to start new businesses in Lame Isles, and to pursuade Multi-National Companies (MNCs)to set up branches in Lame Isles. Currently, we only have two companies listed on the Lame Isles Stock Exchange (LISE). They are the MacEahy's Fastfood Chain, and the Lame Isles Corp, both of which the Lame Isles Government has a 51% stake in. Therefore, I will give you some time to work on this task, and you will be excused for not posting so much on LIOC. Thank you for you attention, and Power to Lame Isles!
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New Message: All Lamers, and Lame Isles Supporters
Subject: Recruitment Drive
Message: We will be holding our recruitment drive in the course of the next 3 weeks. Therefore, all Lamers should inform me of who they think should join Lame Isles. Supporters who wish to join are kindly requested to express their great desire to be a true Lamer at the Speaker's Corner. Thank you, Ora et Lameria.
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