A non-classified document from the President's gmail account, eahy89@gmail.com

Hi mr Unlamerised.
I forgot to add that the $3.20 I chaged for the invitation to gmail is without 20% service tax. So all in all, you owe me $3.84.
Minus of the $3.20 I owe you, you owe me a grand total of 64 cent.
I will make this announcement for all to see in lame isles.
Please pay me back asap.
Thank you.

His Exce$$ency,
Eugene Ang

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Gmail rules!!! One last invitation, starting price 10 clear notes!

Hello people. As of next week parliment will not have a fixed time. just any time after 9. and before midnight. and nic, my sis (a catholic obviously) scored an A1 for Chinese.

wohoo! first post here... ok eahy i blogged.

Ooo.. Alicia Keys .. but I think there's a Presidential Preference for Karma.

What goes around, comes around. What goes up must come down.. Muahahaha..beware all who do evil..

Alright. My mum said that as Catholics, my sis and I should stop talking about Karma. So I shall stop. But honestly, all you evil-doers out there.. Beware!! I mean it’s true right. Bad people have bad endings.

People with corrupted, rusty minds become erm..rusty. Right Nicole? Haha (Oops…I can't say too much about rusting. The secret must be kept by only me, Justin and Chow.. Shh.. )

Gosh. Why am I wasting my time blogging? Should be mugging. Haha. Charissa, if you really want to be a goodie girl you should ask Shenyang to be your shifu. By the way, I saw Shen Yang online just now!!! But I realised that he was doing English Research. Blah.

Anyway, answering Wei Yi's question about the issue of Nicole. (I personally feel that issue is too big a word for someone un-important like Nicole. Just kidding. :P) Well, she linked the entire Lame Isles Parliment to a 'forbidden' site. Imagine...trying to introduce vice to the Government of Lame Isles..tsk tsk..corrupted..

Anyway, I've decided that since Nicole has done quite a bit for our country, I shall allow her to continue being Ministress. And she has my permission to set up the whatever-school. To spread Lamerism ultimately right? Good good. Oh, and what about that Lame teacher of yours? And have you contacted the Singapore Education Ministry to introduce our proposal to teach Lamerism in all schools island-wide?

As for Charissa, I think you're right. Spongebob IS mostly blue. Happy trying to be guai. May the mugger's spirit be with you.

And thanks Justin in advance for the Spongebob VCD.

As for the television industry of Lame Isles, I've decided that Roy will have the honour of writing his own Script for his show, 'Roy the Demon Slayer'. While I will import Spongebob into Lame Isles TV.

Spongebob rules!

oh gosh. schools back.

AHHH.

eahy, you're wrong. sponge bob isn't pink...mayb part of him is.--his ass is pink and the rest of him is blue. geddit?--

you know what i look like now? that cartoon dog, droopy. after so many late nights those eyebags becoming pretty obvious..yawnz.. total shit.

gonna try be a goodie goodie girl and study. wonder if i'll actually stick to it. wish me luck!

Hello all,

Finally my brother's been nice to let me use his com.

I presume u've all seen the little issue about me. I apologise for the behavoiour. I didn't even know that that was a forbidden site. Honest! Was just interested in the crazy guy dancing to "Dragostea din tei" by Ozone. It's romanian by the way. If anybody wants the song i can send it to you. Anyway it wasn't me who found the site, it was my friend. Don't ask what he was doing there. hahaha.

Anyway, need permission from the President to set up a school for the "Mentally and Humourously Disabled". Every year, thousands of people suffer from the chronic mental illness called "Lamae Dysfunctionitis" It is an illness that attacks the brain, making the victim less lame and more exposed to brain damage that will leave them , a super-serious attitude in life with no humour or lameness.
The disease continues to affect the other parts of the body, especially the elbows, where the funny bone wouldn't be so funny anymore and the heart, where your concience tells you to be lame and humourous. Please give a thought to the disabled. Call 1900-i-would-like-to-call-the-mentally-and-humourously-disabled-society-for-un-lame-people.
Your kindness is gladly appreciated.

Maybe we could change the song to "constipaded by weird al yankovich" it's a parody of avril lavigne's "complicated"

It's been a week since school reopened.
Very quiet around here.
Can someone say something?

Like should we fire Nicole as she is too mentally corrupted to be Ministress of Education?

Or we should abort Roy the Demon Slayer and start filming Days of our Lame Life instead?

Oops...I should have said Happy Old Year just now.
Anyway, Happy New Year!
Whee....
New Scouty Lamers.
Hi TLent!
TL and trent. get it?
haha.