I have searched through the Archives, and have found evidence that our Founding Day is 29th July 2003. More information is coming soon... Watch this space.

I won't be blogging much till October.
Internet time is down.
Looks like not many are interested in citizenship.

HELLO TO ALL LAMERS.
I HAVEN'T POSTED HERE IN A LONG TIME.
SO I THOUGHT,
WHY NOT POST ?

HEHH .
PENGUINS ARE POOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MONEY.
(:

WE SHOULD HAVE LAME, LAMER, LAMERER, LAMEST AND MOST LAMEST DAYS . ;D
EACH DAY SHOULD BE A LAME DAY.

MEMORANDUM
URGENT
(DOUBT YOU WILL READ THOUGH)
TO: NICOLE DORVILLE
FROM: EAHY
I REALISED THAT YOU ARE THE LAST CRESCENTIAN LAMER (ACTUALLY I REALISED LONG AGO BUT WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO CONTACT YOU). AND YOU ARE GRADUATING THIS YEAR. HENCE IT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE FOR YOU TO LAMIFY YOUR JUNIORS IN SCHOOL SO THAT LAME ISLES CAN MAINTAIN ITS SPHERE OF INFLUENCE OVER CRESCENT GIRLS SCHOOL.

I have a few suggestions to reform Lame Isles.

1. Royalty. I was thinking about this for quite a while. Why not make Lame Isles a Constitutional Monarchy, like the United Kingdom. In effect, they King/ Queen have not much power but it's just cool to have a Royal Family. Yes Edwin (or potentially King Edwin), you will not have much power in reality. But maybe we'll allow the Royal Family to decide stuff like the number of trees to plant in Lame Isles or something.

2. Elections. We need a new government. Fast. We can't run a country with just two people in the government.

3. Fans. We need to reach out to people (everyone) and spread Lamerism! Lame Isles cannot survive without the support of its supporters (duh).

4. Objectives. We must have some clear objectives in creating our Lame Society, so that we have a sense of direction. Such as what we want to achieve within the next year.

5. Responsibility. Lame Isles requires responsible Lamers, who will do their utmost to spread the word of Lamerism! Passion is what we need in Lamers. A passion to make the world a lamer place.

6. Membership. We need to rethink our policy on membership. I admit, I have, in the past, been too lax in admitting new citizens. Lax to the extent that some citizens (now illegal immigrants) have not even been seen, heard or smelt in Lame Isles.

There you have it, REFORM!

The (kind and benevolent) President will grant amnesty to all Illegal Immigrants, provided they tag at least once on the Tag-Board from today to 31st September 2005. This will allow them to gain the status of a Permanent Resident.

As for Permanent Citizens, those who wish to regain full citizenship have to blog and tag frequently in order to show that they are active citizens. The grace period is also from today to 31st September 2005. The awarding of full citizenship is at the discretion of the President, with the counsel of The UnLamerised.