Friday, December 09, 2005

Some points i found interesting off this website. Perhaps our people could learn how Singaporeans are tackling dengue in Singapore and if our dear isles are invaded with mozzies, maybe we can use such ways to save our lame lives:

  • Get Singaporeans to share with mosquitoes their tips for achieving a low reproduction rate.
  • Get mosquitoes to stop breeding by encouraging them to use condoms.
  • Attack the mosquitoes at their source: cut off their financial network, declare a war on mosquitoism, offer a reward for the capture of their leader, Mosama bin Bitten, build a coalition army and invade regimes that harbour mosquitoes
  • Use traditional Singaporean tactics: impose heavy taxes on all mosquito-related activities or set up gantries which charge mosquitoes every time they enter Singapore to suck blood.
  • Paint a big sign with a huge arrow pointing to Malaysia, saying: “Attention All Mosquitoes: Free Flow of Drinks Over Here”.