Good evening everyone. Thank you for tuning in to the Special Presidential Address.
This evening, I have several announcements to make.
[I am so sick that I cannot write a proper speech. The speech-writer has already gone home, but this is so important that I cannot postpone this Address any longer, so pardon me if this speech is horrible.]
Firstly, I would like to acknowledge my long lost relative!
Yes, I am glad to have a new Aunt/ Grandaunt/ Aunt-in-law, depending on how you see it. Well, if you want the full explanation you can try approaching Charissa. I hope she will try to enlighten you.
And I have decided to grand citizenship to my real Aunt, Marianne Jeanne Hayden Hendricks (Hope thats correct, but I seriously doubt it's that short) because she claims that she is lame!
She will be the doctor at Lame Isles' first Mental Institution (currently unnamed, Post/ tag your suggestions)
The Hospital will be designed by our Chief Architect. There are rumours that she will be designing her own home when she designs the MI.
I think that's about all the announcements I would like to make today.
(Going to watch Lost now. Did you know that it was filmed in Lame Isles?)
Good night.
P.S. The Friendster account (
lameisles@hotmail.com) was set up by Charissa. Seems like my aunt has wisdom. So go add it to your friendster, and add more testimonials.
