Monday, March 28, 2005

The Official Press Statement from the Clear House (regarding the Qualifying Papers):

The President acknowledges that the Ministress of Education has put in a lot of effort into setting the paper and is not intent on finding faults with it. However, it is my humble opinion that the test is not adequate in finding true Lamers as the answers are very often specific and allows little expression of Lame Creativity. Of course this is just an opinion (I could be unhappy that I did not do well), and it should not be taken too seriously. However, I sincerely hope that we will be able to admit new Lamers into the country through the University, and hope that this can be done through interviews and examinations on multiple levels of the Lame Society.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

according to the president, my papers are not good enough for him because some people did not get marks that were good enough [but hey at least you passed!] the highest currently is wei yi with 43/70 i think. the passing mark is 30.
since the president feels that way i will be busy setting another paper with similar questions, and will omit the questions that he has protested i shouldn't put.
please tag on my tagboard at my blog [<-this is a link] to register for the next paper.
Happy Easter everyone!!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

I'm sorry that I will not be able to blog for the next God-knows-how-long.
Sorry.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

THE QUALIFYING PAPER FOR LAME ISLES UNIVERSITY IS OUT!!!
Dear all great people of Lame Isles,
As Ministress of Education I am pleased to announce that the Qualifying paper for the University of Lame Isles (UOLI) is out! =)
my e-mail is shadowstalker.nd@gmail.com. come online and talk to me to get the paper. committee members can also take the paper to see how lame you are! =)
trust me the paper is so lame, well.. it just is.