I will not be blogging for some time.

Pardon me, but who is Evan?

Saya thinks that the Official Chinese name of lame isles shld be leng daos as VP Gan Wei Yi quotes our great teacher Ms Boon. leng is wo men suo wei de lame. so dao is island. so daos is islands which is also isles.

Leng daos.

Whatever man.

Vote for Taufik!

I have decided to make an official appointment to Mr Jovian Wong, and hereby invite him to be our Federation's Chief Justice.

This has been decided because he has the makings of a good Chief Justice, and has also met the two most important criteria in order to be made a Chief Justice.

1. As a Construction Worker, he does not hold any ministerial post.
2. He is very fair.

Therefore, Mr Jovian Wong will take up his post immediately should both he, Mr Jovian Wong, and VP Gan Wei Yi both agree to this appointment.

The previous post must have been by PZM right? Please go to the dashboard, look at the right hand side, and edit your profile so that we can see what people are blogging. Thanks a lot. And I've decided to return the power back to the people. But can we just wait till the diplomatic mission to Beijing arrive home before we change the 'Tag Button'? I want to see their reactions. Haha.

Dear All:

It is my pleasure that you have actuarial taken notice of my previous post and went ahead to create more problems for me to solve.

There is a worrying trend in the pro-current-president propaganda. There is the button you press to post something on the tag board. There is the profile of the above mentioned, which presents the subject as being unassuming and not a threat. This is especially critical with the idea of but not fixed election. Obviously there should be campaigns, but it is equally true that other canidates should at least provide some opposition such as to have a system of check and balance.

Next, it would appear that it is hard for people to find something to blog, with reference to the blog by the one in charge of Iron (III) Oxide. This is not surprising as there is no fixed direction for the people to go. Blogging about "anything under the sun" is a little vague to spark ideas. Also, it is hard to balance between being lame and having substance.

I am sorry for having bored you all with such serious stuff.

Signing off

Junior Minister of Rust said that he is rusting, so he couldn't type much.
But the dictator me forced him to type.
Muahaha...

I hereby present Ms Wiggo, Senior Ministress for Thinking, with a Great Lamerism Project.

Aim: Create a system of measuring a person's LQ (Lame Quotient)
Method: Anyway she wants
Deadline: Christmas 2004

It's a wonder that no one has ever complained about our Judiciary System. Imagine, a country where the VP is also the Chief Justice.
The Judiciary Sysyem will have to be independent of both the executive and legislative governments so that each Committee is checked by the other two. (one of the principles of the US constitution).
Therefore I'm asking people to now step forward to claim the post of Chief Justice.
Good night.

P.S. Have fun, to all those going Beijing!

hallo

YES I'm finally logged in. After MANY failed attempts. *jumps around lame isles in jubilation... until lame isles almost begins to sink*

many thanks to the dictator-slash-president for inviting me various times aha

good night/morning/afternoon everyone!

*continues bouncing sorry slightly mad here.

It's congratulations to President Bush, and good luck for the rest of us.

George W. Bush
President of the United States of America

Dear Mr Bush,

On behalf of the humble people of Lame Isles, I would like to congratulate you for being re-elected as President of the United States of America, and look forward to working with you and your country in the next four years.

For Lame Isles, a country with just 27 people, it is inevitable that we work with USA. Greater cooperation can only bring peace and stability to the world, and allow countries to succeed in the war against terrorism.

I hope that in your new term as President, you will revitalise the Middle East peace process, as this is very crucial in achieving global peace and political stability.

I also hope that you will consider sending an envoy to our country, so that we could work out a Lame Isles-USA Free Trade Agreement. In addition to that, it would be very much appreciated if we could trade our military weapons for the greater security of our two nations.

Once again, I congratulate you for your re-election, and firmly acknowledge USA as a friend and ally of Lame Isles.

Yours Sincerely,
Eugene Ang
President of the Federated Republic of Lame Isles


Bloody hell. Which other leader on this planet has to compose his own congratulatory messages? If it was Kerry I wouldn't mind, but Bush...Hope the terrorists don't come create trouble in Lame Isles because of our alliance with USA. But then again, our 'security bubble' is so effective, it is virtually impossible for Un-lame terrorists to enter.

Right?