Dear Lamers and Citizens (hey isn't that both? anyway) i know i haven't blogged for a long time, caught up in all the stuff. anyway application for classes is open 24/7 (ok maybe not when i'm sleeping) and if u have any suggestion for new classes or any enquiries, i'd be happy to attend to your inquries. =) nyway, gd luck for ur exams, n if u see me at the bust stop or at cafe n u recognise me n i dun recognise u plz dun be a stranger, say hi. i won't eat u. cuz the reason i'm at cafe is cuz i want to eat. n when i'm at the bus stop it means tt i've alr eaten =). anyway hail lamerism, WaSoLi and for all u lame ppl plz remember to carry a wheelchair wherever u go. =)

This is a Presidential Address to the nation. (Duh)
Cue: Smile and wave. Look happy. Smile
I am pleased to inform you that the Final Year Examinations are in nine days, for the majority of us in SJI.
Therefore, I will not prosecute any inactive Lamers.
Thank you. Good night.

to the people of lame isles, i am apologetic for my absence for the past month or so. i have been going through some difficulty in life. like getting locked in the Lame Isles Mint. or getting my tie caught in the clear notes counter. and another tie incident where it got caught in the printer. rather cumbersome these days.

but rest assured that all the equipment that i am working with have been modified and made dumb-proofed and lame-proofed. so people like me shall not be delayed anymore.

no news for now. so continue to be lame and tune in to the OC.

good evening all lamers, non-lamers, animals and every other living or non-living thing on this world.

Best LAME Pets Competition 2004

as the minister of animal welfare, i have discussed with the president of Lame Isles to organise a competition reaching out to all LAME [no pun intended] animals (as in literally with difficulty "functioning"). This competition serves to recognize the last, the lost and the least of the animal kingdom.

This competition will be aimed to aid the "Missionaries of the Lamed Animals Charities". Kindly sponsored by the Lame Isles Animal Welfare organization, all Pets with difficulty are strongly encouraged to participate and help prove to the world that animals like you guys are not to despised. I kindly urge all pet owners to give the fullest support to those in need.

However, being Lame Isles citizens, we should not neglect need to develop ourselves, and animals to be real Lamers. Therefore, the competition will also revolve on the the ability of the animal, as well as owner, to strive as true devoted Lamers.

Pets [and owners*] will be judged on the various key pointers.

• the ability to live an UNLAMERISED life. (20m)
• the ability to act like an UNLAMERISED animal. (20m)
• the ability to be as LAMERISED as one's owner. (20m)
• the X-factor of being LAME. (20M)
• the looks of a LAMERISED. (20M)

total scores would be calculated as such. judges decision will be final.

?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m + ?/20m = ?/100m X 100%

closing date : 20th of the next Lame month.

forms available to all citizens of Lame Isles. Plese post you application in a new entry with an attached picture of you pet. the judging will take place from the pictures submitted.

there will be prizes to be won! so what are you waiting for? blog now.

Yours Truly,

DaRziE [MoAW]

I wish a very happy 15th birthday to our Professor Yee Jia Hao. YJH is a respected professor at our University of Lame Isles, and is a pioneer in the field of Mathematicalism. He has made a lot of contributions to Lame Isles, with his latest contribution being the creation of a Security System to detect unlame invaders with the use of Trigo Identities. Once again, I wish a very happy birthday to YJH, and wish him all the best in the year ahead.

On a more serious note, I am saddened to know about the Jakarta bombings today. I send out my condolences to the victims and their families, and also all Indonesians and Australians. This incident has once again proven the point that security cannot be taken for granted, and terrorism is a threat that must be stopped. I therefore urge all citizens and supporters to pray for the victims and their families, and also think of ways in which security in the world can be improved.

Good day to all Lamers. I'm very happy to announce our successful diplomatic mission to Pulau Ubin. Because of this, I have decided to include many new citizens and ministers. The list will be updated soon. But not by me. I just feel very tired of my job. I feel like calling for Presidential Elections. Any comments?