OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

As of 8 pm today (12 noon GMT), the 7th day of October in the year 2005, the Federated Republic of Lame Isles is at war with Terrorist Mosquitos. The first offensive will take place in Singapore, hence the Operation will be named Singapore War Against Terrorism (SWAT). All Lamers are to be mobilised to fight against the Mosquitos. The President allows all Lamers to SWAT Mosquitos on sight.

We will enter into the War united, and will defeat Mosquitos to protect the rights of citizens to be unbitten.

Pray and Be Lame!