So...The Olympics has got everyone hooked. Including me. So scary watching Singapore and North Korea play table tennis today. Yes, Lame Isles does not have an Olympics Team, and since all Lamers are actually Singaporeans too, we are in full support for Team Singapore.
So, I was sitting in my Singapore home, hoping that Li Jiawei would do us proud. Just writing down what I think now, so anyway, Li Jiawei's was born in China right. And so some people don't really see her as a true Singaporean. Well, I disagree with them. I mean, if she takes up citiszenship, is loyal to Singapore, plays for Singapore on her own will, then I think she's just as Singaporean as any other Singaporean. This beings me to the point of inactive Lamers. Taking up citizenship, you had agreed to be a true Lamer. Now then, what are you doing?
So, back to the Match. I was kind of sympathetic towards the PRK player while Li Jiawei was winning. Cause I was thinking, what if she loses. When she and her coach go back to Korea, will she be executed? The coach too? Their family too? Well, I surely hope not. So I was hoping that Li Jiawei wins today, the the PRK win a bronze tomorrow. I shouldn't have been sympathetic. Then maybe Li Jiawei might have won. At least my Mum blames it on me. She thinks that if my Dad and I had stopped talking and feeling pity for the PRK and her possible execution then Singapore would have won. Well.
Anyway, I agree with Jovian. That PRK is really irritating. She kept on shouting. These people should be banned. Anyway, I learnt some Korean from the match.
1. Chao-san: I get a point.
2. Cha-bu-san: She gets a point.
3. Ho-ha: She's serving. Faster lah!
Ah. Isn't this so interesting. Imagine the economic report in P'yongyang when she wins Gold/ Silver:
This is a News Bulletin of the Yongha Communist News Agency, live from P'yongyang, in the People's Republic of Korea. Our economic minister, Park Yong Jung, has announced that our Table Tennis Player has won a Silver Medal in the Athens Olympics, and thus, he has changed our GDP Forecast to 50% growth for this year. The medal will be split equally between all 20 million citizens in our country. Or at least what's left of the medal. Our Great Leader, President Kim Jung Il, has claimed his fair share of 99.9%, leaving 0.01% for the other 19, 999, 999 of us. That is all for today's News Bulletin. Remember, Hail Communism!
Hahahahaha. All right, I better stop making fun of North Korea. Later they stop selling Nuclear Weapons to Lame Isles. Or, even worse, send spies to assassinate me. All right. Hail Lamerism!

I have deccided to open a public forum (as in figuratively) to everyone. The topic is:
How can Lame Isles be more active?
Please respond. Please. Please. Please.

The President's new essay topic for those who want to be Lamers:
'There is a relationship between people who use cordless phones and non-cordless phones, and there amount of time they spend chatting on the phone.' How far do you agree with this statement? Explain your answer.
Good luck for your upcoming CTs. Happy mugging and hail lamerism!

Yay. I've uploaded the Map of Lame Isles Version 1.0. The tiny island in the middle is my Clear House, executive island. Second southern-most island is Evan's Volcano. South of that is the naval base. South of Executive ISland is LICC. North os executive island is Government Central. Choose your houses. anywhere outside these areas.

I am very happy that to note that we now have a new course in our University, and will fully support the idea of Yee Jia Hao as Head of Department.

Oh, and Nicole, it'd be easier to type in WordPad of NotePad. It's better than Microsoft Word. Trust me. I'm using WordPad right now. Ha.

Oh and Wei Yi, can I record down my new SMS record in our Book of Record.

And everyoe. why is everyone so inactive? Please respond. Thanks a lot.

Have fun at LICC.

A New Hospital has been set up:

Lame Isles Central Hospital
Chief of Medicine: Doctor eahy (General Praticioner of Natural Medicine, University of Lame Arts (PhD) (Central Lame Isles)
Number of patients seen since 7 August 2004: 3
Open 24 hours
Mission Statement: 'Where care is always there'

In case you were like our Ministress for Education, not knowing that we DO have a school...

University of Lame Isles
Courses Available: Lamerism, Natural Medicine, Economics, Political Science etc.
Dean: Nicole Dorville
Other information: Will be specified by Nicole herself

I am currently plotting a map of Lame Isles. Will upload the draft ASAP. Then you guys must specify where you live and what cities you wish to build blah blah blah.

Dear fellow lamers and friends alike, I apologise for not being able to blog recently. It seems that my computer has gone nuts. Everytime I try to blog, the flashing icon that indicates that u can type disappears after about after 3 seconds. Therefore I have to type everything in Microsoft word n then paste it as quick as I can before the flashing icon disappears. That explains my absence and all the neat punctuations and capital letters. I hope to get this problem fixed asap cuz it is killing me when I see all these green n yellow squiggly lines. I say again, anyone interested in getting any more lamer can talk to me… even tho my internet and computer are one screwed up pair. [sometimes I think windows XP sucks. but macintosh sucks more.]
Yes I know uall have seen me during kindred spirit n the hours before AP [I went back cuz my mom din allow me out that late], maybe sometimes in the café and at the bus stop. Well. I’m just a friendly supporter of sji =)
Hehe anyway cyall around and don’t stop cultivating lamerism =). WASOLI! And hail lameislses and the ULO.

Ps. Can I have the permission of the President to set up a school? It is to promote lameisles as the public has requested that the future generation to have great knowledge in lamerism. Is there even enough land? How big is out country anyway. =

Attention everyone! Show your love for Lame Isles and good food by coming down to MacEahy's fastfood restaurant this weekend at Lame Isles Central Complex. Chocolate Milkshakes going at CN 1.95, and healthy Lame Bugers at only CN 2.95. What are you waiting for? Come down now to LICC for a exciting and fun-filled weekend!

Do you think we should pass a Constitutional Amendment to punish those who don't post? Though this is Constitutionally not possible since we do not have a Constitution in the First Place.

LIEXGOV MSG CTE (Lame Isles Executive Government Message Centre)
Alert: You have 5 new messages in your Inbox.

Reply: BZ
Subject: Welcome
Message: Dear Sir, the LIEXGOV welcomes you to Lame Isles. We are glad that you have had a great time visiting our humble Republic. We hope that you will visit us more often, and also spread the word of Lamerism to the entire world. Thank you and may God Bless you.

Reply: Mr Heng
Subject: Ma Error
Message: Dear Sir, Thank you for you continuous support for Lame Isles. I wish to inform you though, that the LIMO (Lame Isles Mathematical Organisation) has noticed an error in your previous message. 3 X 8 is not equal to 27, but 24. Once again, thank you and Hail Lamerism!

Reply: Dominic
Subject: Darkangel
Message: Dear angel, thank you for your praise. You are indeed a real dark angel, and Lame Isles is happy to have you around. Thank you and may God Bless me.

Reply: Eugene
Subject: ULO
Message: Dear Sir, how do you think we should proceed with the development of ULO? I propose that we hold a Lamers Conference as soon as possible to discuss how we can unite Lamers from all over the world. Thank you for your kind attention, and Long Live all Lamers!

Reply: Sean
Subject: Secretarial/ Treasurer
Message: Dear Sir, I must say that you are the best Treasurer in the entire world. However, I am not in a good position to proclaim you as the best Secretary in the entire world as I fear that in doing so, I would be insulting my boss in Pelandok. In addition to this, I would like to alert you that I have realised that we can make Clear Notes using plastic bags, and have started printing Clear Notes in the LIM. My next task for you is to start new businesses in Lame Isles, and to pursuade Multi-National Companies (MNCs)to set up branches in Lame Isles. Currently, we only have two companies listed on the Lame Isles Stock Exchange (LISE). They are the MacEahy's Fastfood Chain, and the Lame Isles Corp, both of which the Lame Isles Government has a 51% stake in. Therefore, I will give you some time to work on this task, and you will be excused for not posting so much on LIOC. Thank you for you attention, and Power to Lame Isles!

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New Message: All Lamers, and Lame Isles Supporters
Subject: Recruitment Drive
Message: We will be holding our recruitment drive in the course of the next 3 weeks. Therefore, all Lamers should inform me of who they think should join Lame Isles. Supporters who wish to join are kindly requested to express their great desire to be a true Lamer at the Speaker's Corner. Thank you, Ora et Lameria.

good day to fellow lamers from all over the world. with all the current political affairs happening so fast, in addition to all the stress {pressure [hpg]} that im facing, i was unable to participate actively in this blog. but i shall put in my utmost effort to do my best to be lame.

haha. nice to see mr heng popping by. dominic too, although i dont think 'angel' suits you very well, but the other part of your nick is adequate, i believe.

as for what is happening in the office of the secretary/treasurer im not very sure. there seems to be a darrick leow who is the secretary and a philip navin who is the treasurer. but i believe none as great, noble, lame and dedicated as yours truly. *no offence*

well the minutes of the previous parliament meeting is in my supercomputer at my desk. the one where there was a lot of slamming of table for whatever particular reason im still not sure. as for the clear notes technology im afraid i have not made any progress, neither have andrew contacted me about any new scientific breakthrough.

Good evening to you fellow Lamers. I apoloise for not being active for the past week.

However, you have to forgive me as I have been very busy setting up ULO.

ULO, or the United Lamers Organisation. This, I repeat, is not a merger with LOL. We are merely setting up an organisation where Lamers can unite and spread ideas. After all, Unity is Strength.

Next point, I must add that all Lamers should take time off to update out LIOC, or else we will be in the United Nations list of Endangered Countries, like Sudan.

Adding on to that, I appeal to all Lamers to do what they can to help the people in Sudan. I don't know what we can do though. But I suppose we can pray.

That's why we should always stay united as lamers. So we don't get angry with each other and start killing each other.

A for Affort, E for Ediot, K for Konstant, and L for Lame.

Good luck for your Common Tests and Hail Lamerism!