Personal response: OMG, apologies to lamers out there. There was much turbulence faced when i was landing on my personal airplane from school. Sometimes, weather conditions are rather unpredictable. I think i need a weather girl(No hints). Sighz. War periods can be stressful. You know, i second the idea of having a Lame Isles Court of Justice. Or maybe have a Lamers Nation, where civil wars, international conflicts can be resolved.Hmm. 1 more thing. I second Weiyi opinion in killing the Czechs to make way for the Greeks. 3 cheers for the greeks! And if the Czechs ever want to go against the Greeks, i'm sure Zeus has a bolt ready to strike them. And Athena can maybe charm them to their deaths. Then poiseidon could send waves of destruction and prometheus can regret and take away fire from the Czechs, making them freeze to death.

"Cough Cough" by unknown voice.

O, my news, i nearly forgot.

Hello once again lamers. This is your gossiper, Justin Wong with the latest reports on news around the globe. Old news first. On the 28th of June, a strange phenomena happened. 2 geniuses were reported to have come online. It was unknown as to their sudden appearance. Rumours had it that they were discussing evil plans to take over lame isles with their mathematical weapons of mass destruction. However, it was confirmed later that the two were just discussing about their maths olympiad. Yet, we cannot really confirm what their main motive really is. Albert Einstein might be a renown scientist, however, he's creation of the atomic bomb has easily wiped out the lives of many. What makes you so sure that history will not repeat itself? What you see is not always what it is. See the truth for yourself, by taking the blue pill. Run away and pretend nothing has happened by taking the red pill...

"COUGH COUGH"

O, sorry, bit lost sometimes when talking about the matrix.

Back to serious stuff. Rumours have been spread that Nicole Dorville will be becoming our first lady. She was said to have been giving winks at the president. Rumour-spreader, Gan Weiyi, said that since she was "the only girl", it might seem appropriate that she be married to our president. But hey, who knows, she might just go for the mint guy down the street. Life is unpredictable, from what i learnt from my frequent turbulence. O, and nicole, ain't a scholar boring life. If you are still looking for a career, i'm offering a job to be weather girl. Just post the weather everyday and you will be rewarded well. I'm just suggesting. Or maybe we could ask whoever is managing the blog to add in a daily weather report. I'm pissed with the bad weather.

OOooo. Receive a emergency news that needs to be reported. East Lame Isles is making a Lame Isles Mint(LIM). There have been questions on whether this would succeed given the bad timing it has chosen to be build. Since a war is starting soon, OR rather has started, the person behind it is clearly blinded in his greed for money. (No offense on whoever it is)Furthermore, whispers from the fairies above tell me that it is much safer if the mint were to be build up in the sky only with the condition of an additional building. They wish that there would be a Lame Isles Bank(LIB) and that they would control the money matters such as deposits and loans. They have given me their promise that they would protect the gold at all times, even at the expense of themselves. The Gringotts goblins too have decided to come over and suggested that the bank be put in the large underground we have under lame isles. More suprising, Arwen, Legolas and the 4 hobbits have suggested it be put in the shire where they would protect it from the goodness of their heart. However, only 1 group of the 3 would be granted the permission of creating the mint and managing the bank. For this situation, we (i) will be holding a poll to all lamers out there to decide on your choice.

Again. These are the three.

Fairies proposing a sky building

Gringotts goblins proposing an underground bank and mint.

The LOTR crew suggesting the shire.

Make your votes. I'll announce the results in the next news.

Here's Justin, signing oFF!

Good evening everybody. I am really not glad that I should be taking this time out of my tightly packed revision schedule so that I can address the nation. Well, Wei Yi, so I guess you did all that you have done because you thought that it would be fun. I guess you wanted me to fight you, or do something against you, to create some tension in this peaceful land. Well, that I will not do. I must add that it was really amazing how you could just pretend that you had done nothing for the past 24 hours or so; a double-headed snake which manages to keep a straight face is indeed highly sought after in the film industry. Well, this just goes how ethical you are, posting such stuff when you know that I will not be online often. You talk about stopping the war, when I was not even aware that there was a war. This just proves the amount of trust and faith I had in you. Honestly, I was thinking about how to react to this situation. Declaring a state of emergency and suspending civil rights were among some of my initial ideas. But after some consideration, I decided that doing nothing was the best. I shall now practise Habit No. 5 of the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. That is to Seek first to understand, then to be understood. Therefore, I hope that you can justify your actions. In conclusion, I guess that I’ll just do nothing, and trust that you will do what is right, just and will bring you pride and honour. God Bless your soul, my fellow Lasallian!

gd day 2 all the lamers arnd

i really wonder if dis war thing is juz acting as a propanganda thing. but anyway as the secretary of lame isles, even though we r in a time of distress. i would still nid 2 carry out my duties n proof read all the entries.

btw wei yi, weirdly is spelt wif 'e' in front. n i tink u meant 'if you are unwilling to pay me, then find your bio pros'. u left out the 'un'. n it is quite rude of u wei yi 2 not greet the lamers b4 beginning ur post. even scholar nicole, has learnt the art of greeting. altho i agree 'dearest' aint exactly 4 u. but she is getting there.

n speaking of choy. i met him on the bus 2day. on my way 2 moelc 4 german.

enuff of my secretarial crap. as for the happenings in the National Treasury. I would gladly announce that we have started to build a Lame Isles Mint (LIM) in East Lame Isles. how we r going 2 get the materials n make clear notes shall b research upon.

smilez people.

guten nacht freunde!

my dearest wei yi.. i am NOT GOING TO BE OR AM first lady! no insult to the president but i have NO intention to become the first lady because of other...circumstances. =) [tt doesn't mean i'm lesbian. guys plz dun run away.] btw if u've forgotten how i'm like.. well i'm still the tomboy u used to know n i can mess u up things quite easily. so to ur idea... "JEEEZ!"
btw.. when u were playing with me tt guessing game on my post.. i was thinking u had tt thot in ur mind.. wad a nightmare.. o_O
i STILL have no idea on wad to put for my application form. but.. how can i submit it to the MOLA if he's going ard accusing ppl of false marriages -.-"

ahem ahem hmmm...

wei yi u made a mistake. when u said zao an. bcoz i read it in the evening (like arnd now). u should learn from me. clear ur throat. lol.

wei yi, another grievous mistake dat u made, i did not physically attacked Justin. YET. which also means dat the war has not started. YET.

If eahy is the president. n nicole is the first lady. den wad m i doing on this side. a lamp-post. lolz. kidding. pledge my sincerity 2 eahy still

pei yuan. i tink the fences in whole of lame isles r rather sharp. so u better b careful dat ur ballz do not get split. wun b a nice sight. but rmbr, even if u fall, fall on the east side (my side) or the central side (eahy side). dun fall into the forces of darkness.

Justin. the end is near. the island dat u r residing on shall b blasted into smithereens. together wif all of its residents n leaders. including wei yi n u. muahahahahaha. sad 2 say the chess fratenity shall haf 2 lose their grandmaster evan yeo. oh well. sacrifices. but its not 2 late evan. u can still sneak out of WLI n come to ELI.

n i dint noe there was a Central Lame Isles. i thot eahy was suppose 2 control both WLI n ELI n he slps under the sea (rmbr the little river we were talking abt. 2 build a bridge 4 choy to cross). dat was long tym ago. but nonetheless, wei yi u r meat so r u justin. the power of the Nazis and the power of the Czech Legion shall b thrusted upon u both in such a horrible speed. dat on ur way to hell u would c ur guts being spilled. muahahaha...

Demented Secretary n Treasurer n Chairman of LIM (Mint not money maker)

PS i shall get biological experts 2 help wif the plantation of clear trees in ELI. i dun nid ur WLI trees. if need forsees, we shall even change currency! muahahaha

Note to Mr Gan:

Do note that though Lame Isles is a federation (i.e. made up of states. Such as USA and Malaysia), and that you have a relatively large amount of power within your West Lame Isles, I must warn you that even rallying both East and West Lame Isles against the Central Government here in Central Lame Isles will not be successful. Do not forget that I have emergency powers and will be able to call for military action to put down your rebellion. And do not forget that with a click on my Presidential PDA, all military bases in any part of the entire island will be shut down. And all transport links into Central Lame Isles can be cut off within minutes. And your Black House can be blown into bits with the activation of a secret code. So. Just to summarise all that I have said: Be warned.

Note to Justin:
Nice juicy gossip you have. Laughs. I think the two geniuses were coming online to discuss the binomial theorem. You know, like the ASEAN Mathematician Online Convention.

LIVE from MSN.

Just minutes before, Gossip reporters have just witnessed an amazing sight. Both Lee Shen Yang and Yee Jia Hao came online. Lee Shen Yang was known to not come online very often but this time he stayed online for 2 full minutes!

This is an amazing phenomena. Two great geniuses have come online at the same time. Is something amiss? Well, i'm here now interviewing them. Oh no! It seems like both of the great minds used their telekinetic powers to go offline.

For now, why they come online is still a mystery. But later on, with gossip crew hot on their heels, i doubt it would be a mystery anymore.

With that, i shall now leave you people with a question on your minds, why did Lee Shen Yang and Yee Jia Hao come online together???

Hello all.
This is #Gossip 6 Tonight#
I am Justin Wong and will be reading out the latest gossips for you.

Rumours has it that Sean Lee, our notorious Secretary is in love. It was said that it was love at first sight for the 2 of them. They first met each other in German class and have since been seen sending sparks of love. Sean's unfortunate partner happens to be a Czech Republican. Thus, in his quest to conquer her heart for eternity, Sean has taken the first step to showing his passion for her by cheering on the Czechs in the Euro 2004. He was known to have leapt with joy when he realise they were in the Semi-finals.

By coincidence, our Gossip reporters have found out the name of the girl. For the sake of spreading gossips, we will gladly announce the name on air.

She is (drum roll please)MAGDALENA

Now said, we (i) wish all of you would take this opportunity to spread the word. It's the duty of us citizens and gossipers of the world, to tell others of gossips such as these.

Well, this is all the time we have for today.
We hope you will have a wonderful time spreading the word.

This is Justin Wong, signing off.

Hello everyone.
This is your gossiper speaking. I am glad that i have managed to earn myself a prestigious scholarship and a spot in this infamous blog.
From now on, i shall be dedicating my limited time, to speak of the lame things we see and hear in sji and hopefully, everywhere else.

Like all other news, i have a schedule to follow. The following shall list the times i would report on the happenings.

Mon, Tues
1600 hours

Wed, Thurs , Fri, Sun
2200 hours

Sat
1500 hours

Times are due to change if unforeseen circumstances befall unto me.
And to add, if anyone of you lame isles residents, supporters and a scholar wishes to report something, please so not hesitate to call the lame isles gossip hotline, 9-9-9-L-A-M-E or email me at polished_x_shoes@hotmail.com.

Once again, it is great to be back in Lame Isles, inspired to be a good Lasallian Leader. I see that things are still almost the same as before I left. Anyway, Mr Jordian Tan and I have been trying our best to spread Lamerism at the LLTC, and it seems to have worked. Anyway, I’m all for the idea of a mint (Print more money!), and will support the idea of having Justin as the spokesperson. So, that’s all and stay lame.

srry i 4got 2 ask. can i b the chairman of Lame Isles Money Maker (LIMM)? eh...if its lame isles mint than it would be (LIM)! lets haf a vote!

Guten Tag (gd day in german) hehe

hmm....war break out. dats quite interesting. who shall i support? of coz i muz say eahy rite. or else wad if i kena sack. den i can no longer embezzled lame isles funds. ooops...ahem ahem. i mean if i kena sack who will support my family. hehe. cunning me. but y u ask dis sort of qn? planning a rebellion? no offence arh wei yi...

ok i shall haf to do lotsa planning for the Lame Isles Money Maker. 1st we haf to come up wif a tech where u can actually c the clear notes. den we can start printing them.

a very good afternoon to all the lamers reading this. during my absence, many things have happened here in Lame Isles. I am glad to announce that i shall resume my position as the Secretary of Lame Isles, Treasurer of Lame Isles and Mayor of East Lame Isles. It is also to my pleasure to announce that no one has broken into the National Treasury while i was in NTU.

I have decided to start a Lame Isles Mint. Who supports that and who does not, please give your opinion and reasons why or why not. It would after all benefit the citizens of Lame Isles to manufacture our own clear notes. although most of the time we cant see it

Congratulations to Justin and Nicole for becoming the new scholars of Lame Isles. Who is your lecturer by the way? and I also heard that Justin is on the verge of attaining the 'spokesman of Lame Isles' post. well i would support that too.

For all the parliament members attending the Lameristic Lamers Talking Crap Camp (LLTC) now, a very good luck to your education there. and may you all return home to Lame Isles soon.

Good morning ladies and gentleman. It’s great to see our country expand, and it’s great to see our country expand. Indeed, it’s not very easy for one to think straight in the middle of the night. So, I would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new scholars, Nicole and Justin. They are now being educated at the Academy of Lame Arts, though I must say they are two distinctly lame individuals who absolutely need no training. *Clap Clap*. I wish to add that Nicole has been very enthusiastic in spreading Lamerism. She has posted on our Official Chronicles and has even promoted Lame Isles through her MSN Nickname. Yesterday, as I was reading the news about the September 11 Commission’s Report on their findings, I noted that a key issue in the failure to cope well with the terrorist attack was the lack of communication between their officials. So I thanked God that there are only seven citizens in Lame Isles. However, we must still be ever-vigilant, never ever letting terrorism reach our home ground. In addition, we must constantly spread the goodness of Lamerism to the world, by doing our part in fighting global terrorism. Thank you.

Note: This speech was prepared at 0044 in the morning so please pardon me if it was lousily written.

wei yi told me to type whatever comes to my mind. so i shall:
whatever comes to my mind

Hi. First time blogging here. *looks around at the atmosphere* I'd like to thank my parents, my siblings, my grandparents, my relatives, my friends... etc etc
*5 mins later*
and last but not least wei yi for "marking" my essay and the comments. I am STILL waiting for him to give me a suggestion for what post i should take. Though by the time he tells me I might have cobwebs growing all over.

Congrats to Evan Yeo. His status needs to be changed then. Oh, Wei Yi, please make sure that you give our Lamers-under-training proper training to be true Lamers. And I wish Sean all the best in his exchange programme, may he learn new stuff that will benefit our great nation. :)

Congrats to Evan Yeo. His status needs to be changed then. Oh, Wei Yi, please make sure that you give our Lamers-under-training proper training to be true Lamers. And I wish Sean all the best in his exchange programme, may he learn new stuff that will benefit our great nation. :)

Was there really a lot of noise coming from my campsite? I seriously think that it was much softer than the other campsites. But well if you want to have it your way, it shall be then. which also brings us to the fact that Darrick is a very good instrument maker, abling to rival the other instrument makers of other patrols.

To the people of lame isles, I would not be in my office from monday until friday because I have been sent on behalf of Lame Isles to NTU (New Treasury Union) for some exchange programme. So please do NOT break into my office when i am not around as there is all the archives of Lame Isles and also the National Treasury. Rest assured i would bring the key along with me and i would not tolerate any corruption when i am away.

For lameness sake, i think our national treasury has quite a lot of black notes in it. But somehow i cant seem to be able to count it. they disappear every time i try to look for it and appear some where else. perhaps we need to hire an external accountant (Subash from the KKK) to help us count our money.

Good morning everyone. I'm back from my 4 day camp, and I'm feeling really good. Spiritually enriched. Pray that I will be able to lead this nation to greater heights. Anyway, I just wish to congratulate our two new students to our Academy of Lame Arts. That's all. Goodbye.

Some official matters to attend to. Have to keep this short.

DaRziE. Thanks for ur tags. Victory Day is actually one day before President Birthday.

Wei Yi. I don't think I have a lot time for Unamazing Race considering all my tons of Official duties. As for history, it is best that you and I draft it ya.

Sean. Really? Then why is it that I heard lots of loud clanging sound coming from your campsite?

Jordian. Great to know that soon we may have diplomatic ties with M'sia. Abdullah rawks ya. I'll be talking to the Archbishop after my Church Confirmation Camp about ahem, the role of Lame Isles in promoting International Friendship and Cooperation...

10 minutes more and my burfday will be over. I make a wish for Lame Isles, and pray that it will come true...Whee..

wooolalalalala....im in one piece. and sad to say the music in our campsite was not very good. thanks to darrick leow. he is not a very good instrument maker. so even when the musician came, he was unable to make those lovely clashing noises.

Unamazing race...interesting...

All four of our country's Scouts are back safely from their great and victorious camp/battle. Therefore, I declare the 7th of June as Victory Day. Yay.

So, from tomorrow till Monday evening, Lame Isles OC will be inactive, but the spirit of Lamerism will live on. Rememver, Ora et Lameria.

Adding on to what Wei Yi said, supporters of Lame Isles, do pray for us as we embark on our journey to Paradise, and please pray to God that we will be safe from all dangers. Thank you very much. And I mean it. Really. Thank you.